Researchers Discover Source of Perpetual Energy: George Washington Spinning in Grave

Researchers working with the United States Department of Energy have announced their latest discovery: a free and perpetual source of electricity capable of powering over half the country. The team of scientists say that the idea came to them when a Virginian groundskeeper reported a tumbling noise coming from one of America’s most venerated gravesites. … Continue reading Researchers Discover Source of Perpetual Energy: George Washington Spinning in Grave

Federal Investigators Claim Almost Everyone is an Alien

A military study into the possibility that extraterrestrials may be living on our planet has come to an end, and the team of investigators and scientists based out of MacDill Air Force Base who conducted the study have come to a startling conclusion: everyone except them is an alien. “We were really shocked,” said Dr. … Continue reading Federal Investigators Claim Almost Everyone is an Alien

Kennedy Space Center Opens Interactive Moon Landing Exhibit

NASA has opened a new interactive moon landing exhibit at Kennedy Space Center, giving Florida residents the opportunity to explore a fully simulated lunar surface. “It’s the first exhibit of its kind,” said Dr. Richard Ping, lead developer of the lunar simulation project. “We really focused on immersion; we want guests to feel like they’re … Continue reading Kennedy Space Center Opens Interactive Moon Landing Exhibit

Florida Attorney General Demands Face-to-Face Meeting with Facebook Execs

A top deputy at Attorney General Pam Bondi's office wants to meet face-to-face with Facebook to discuss the release of more than 50 million users' personal data. Patrice Malloy, AG Bondi's Privacy Bureau chief, wrote a letter to Facebook's founder and CEO Mark Zuckerburg detailing her plans to set up a meeting with Facebook leadership … Continue reading Florida Attorney General Demands Face-to-Face Meeting with Facebook Execs

Untappd: How to Make Your Problem Look Like a Hobby

Untapped is a fantastic little app that's all about choosing beer, rating beer, taking pictures of beer, and then criticizing the choices and pictures of other people's beer. It's like what you would get if Instagram and Yelp had a baby whose only interest was getting wasted, and it's really more fun than it ought … Continue reading Untappd: How to Make Your Problem Look Like a Hobby