Federal Investigators Claim Almost Everyone is an Alien

A military study into the possibility that extraterrestrials may be living on our planet has come to an end, and the team of investigators and scientists based out of MacDill Air Force Base who conducted the study have come to a startling conclusion: everyone except them is an alien. “We were really shocked,” said Dr. … Continue reading Federal Investigators Claim Almost Everyone is an Alien

Trump Mistakes Literal Red Tide for Figurative “Red Wave,” Tells Governor Scott to Keep Up Good Work

According to a source close to Rick Scott, President Trump recently reached out to the governor to congratulate him on increasing the severity of this year’s red tide epidemic, an algae bloom that is wreaking havoc on Florida’s gulf coast and putting stress on an already fragile ecosystem. “The President is very pleased,” said our … Continue reading Trump Mistakes Literal Red Tide for Figurative “Red Wave,” Tells Governor Scott to Keep Up Good Work

Florida Attorney General Demands Face-to-Face Meeting with Facebook Execs

A top deputy at Attorney General Pam Bondi's office wants to meet face-to-face with Facebook to discuss the release of more than 50 million users' personal data. Patrice Malloy, AG Bondi's Privacy Bureau chief, wrote a letter to Facebook's founder and CEO Mark Zuckerburg detailing her plans to set up a meeting with Facebook leadership … Continue reading Florida Attorney General Demands Face-to-Face Meeting with Facebook Execs

Cambridge Analytica Headquarters Raided by UK Investigators

Agents of the British Information Commission raided the London offices of Cambridge Analytica in light of reports that the UK company had a hand in influencing the 2016 US presidential election. A British High Court granted the Information Commissioner's Office a warrant for the raid, allowing more than a dozen ICO agents to search the … Continue reading Cambridge Analytica Headquarters Raided by UK Investigators

Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago as Florida students head to Washington

While hundreds of thousands of students and adults are packing their bags and boarding planes to take part in the March for Our Lives in Washington DC, President Trump will be heading down to his Florida golf resort in Palm Beach. The President is scheduled to leave the Capitol late this afternoon. While his plans … Continue reading Trump heads to Mar-a-Lago as Florida students head to Washington